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All New Bathroom Idea Book (Taunton Home Idea Books)

There's no doubt: the bathroom is the most renovated room in the house. Loaded with over 360 full-color photographs from today's leading designers and architects, All New Bathroom Idea Book is the one-stop design guide for homeowners and contractors working with any budget or style. Practical and progressive, Sandra Soria's inspiring revision of this best-selling classic tackles it all: bathtubs and showers; toilets and sinks; storage solutions; lighting and heating; and fine finishes for floors, walls, and ceilings. And size is not an obstacle. Remodels featured in the book embrace tiny half-baths, medium-size his-and-hers, and plenty of luxurious home spas. So arm yourself with the best advice and inspiration. Every bathroom redesign should start with this eye-opening book.

JOKES FOR CARNIVAL - BARZELLETTE PER CARNEVALE

1 - Two friends:
- I heard that you have made a band.
- Yes, it's a quartet.
- How many of you are there?
- There are three.
- Three?
- Me and my brother.
- You have a brother?
- No, why do you ask?

2 - In a restaurant, a man ordered a soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".

3 - Two policemen are in a patrol car:
- Could you check if the directionals work on your side of the car?
The other policeman looks through the window and says:
- Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no...

4 - A Scot came back from work earlier than usual and saw a plumber's car in the front of his house.
- Oh my God, I hope he is her lover!

5 - A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!

6 - A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!

7 - A kid says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friend says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first kid says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

8 -A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.



BARZELLETTE PER CARNEVALE

1 - Due amici:
-Ho sentito che hai formato una banda.
-Si, e un quartetto.
-In quanti siete?
-Siamo in tre.
-In tre?
-Io e mio fratello.
-Tu hai un fratello?
-No, perche me lo chiedi?

2 – In un ristorante un uomo ha ordinato una minestra, ma appena gliela servono, sente il bisogno di andare in bagno. Per essere sicuro che nessuno tocchi la sua minestra mentre si assenta, scrive sopra un tovagliolo: “ HO SPUTATO NELLA MINESTRA!”.
Quando ritorna, trova un altro messaggio sul tovagliolo: “ANCH’IO!”

3 – Due poliziotti sono nella loro auto di pattuglia:
-Puoi controllare se la freccia di segnalazione dalla tua parte funziona?
L’altro poliziotto guarda fuori dal finestrino e dice:
-Si, no, si, no, si, no, si, no, si, no, si, no …

4 – Uno scozzese torna a casa dal lavoro piu presto del solito e vede il furgone dell’idraulico parcheggiato davanti alla sua casa.
-Oh, mio Dio! Spero che sia il suo amante!

5 – Sono in un grosso guaio!
-Come mai?
-Ho visto un topo nella mia casa!
-Oh, niente paura; tutto quello che devi fare e usare una trappola.
-Non ho una trappola.
-Ebbene, comprane una.
-Non me la posso permettere.
-Posso darti la mia se vuoi.
-Mi sembra una bella idea.
-Tutto quello che devi fare e usare un po’ di formaggio per far si che il topo venga nella trappola.
-Non ho del formaggio.
-Okay, allora prendi un po’ di pane, ci metti sopra un goccio d’olio e lo metti nella trappola.
-Non ho olio.
-Ebbene, allora mettici solo un po’ di pane.
-Non ho pane.
-Allora cosa e venuto a fare il topo nella tua casa?!

6 – Dottore, potro suonare il piano dopo l’operazione?
-Si, certamente!
-Mitico! Non sono mai stato capace, prima!

7 – Un ragazzino dice al suo amichetto:
-Indovina quante monete ho nella mia tasca.
L’amico replica: -Se indovino, me ne dai una?
Il primo bambino dice: -Se indovini te le do tutte e due!

8 - Vieni a conoscere il mio nuovo fratellino!
-Oh, che bello! Come si chiama?
-Non lo so! Non capisco una parola di quello che dice!

INSIDE OUT Bathroom Cabinet
Designed by Freshwest

Exclusively distributed and manufactured by Authentics

The "Inside-out" bathroom cabinet is a play on the idea of decoration. It's made from aluminium composite - a material that's usually more at home in industry than contemporary furniture design. However it is a perfect material to achieve our desire - to reverse everything… and reveal what's inside, on the outside

Offering a rare sight of graphic pattern in a room where white still dominates, it combines affordability with attitude.

Hailed by international design magazines as "best on show during London design festival 06" and among the 12 best up-and-coming designers in Europe", Welsh design studio Freshwest has stepped onto the international stage this year with their new product, Inside-out bathroom cabinet.

Partners, Marcus Beck and Simon Macro, began by crafting bespoke furniture in 2000. A passion for transforming thought-provoking and playful ideas into functional objects led them to develop a diverse range of furniture and interior products. Soon they were branching out and licensing their designs to international manufacturers and distributors.

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